Take pen in hand and list the ten most irritating experiences you can self-inflict:

1) Read several years’ worth of The Family Circus.

2) Eat the Dorito bits at the bottom of the bag with a fork.

3) Sign up for extra telemarketing.

4) Marathon Walker, Texas Ranger.

5) Get “Summer Nights” from Grease stuck in your head.

6) Attempt to take action shots with a camera phone. Discover it doesn’t work. Repeat as needed.

7) Set your thermostat to turn up and down at random.

8) Lower your household water pressure.

9) Bang forehead repeatedly with a metal spoon.

10) AFFIRMATIONS.

 

 

Actually I kinda love this picture.

(And I’m still a fan of JC.)